Food Tee
History's greatest conquerors arrived, assessed, and acted. You did the same. The destination was just different.
Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon. Alexander marched to the ends of the earth. You opened Swiggy at 8pm on a Friday and made a decision that changed the evening entirely. The commitment was the same. The calories, admittedly, higher.
I CAME. I SAW. I ORDERED FOOD. — the honest revision of the most famous three-word declaration in history. Rendered in the bold, unapologetic tradition of Indian truck art typography, saffron for the conquest, cream for the dinner, with a hand-painted steaming thali sitting quietly in the corner — unbothered, undefeated, still warm.
The fine print reads: veni vidi vendi. For those who know, they know. For those who don't, the thali explains everything.
The conquest was always about the food.
The official shirt of people who RSVP yes and spend the whole evening planning their post-party meal.
Size Guide:-
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In Inches |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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Chest |
38 |
40 |
42 |
44 |
46 |
48 |
50 |
52 |
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Length |
26 |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
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Sleeve |
7 |
7.5 |
8 |
8.5 |
9 |
9.5 |
10 |
10 |
The final size may vary by +/- 0.5 inches