Love Language Tee
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There are five love languages. This person studied all of them, considered each carefully, and chose none of the above. MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS SARCASM. — delivered in saffron and cream inside a hand-painted heart, surrounding a vintage love calendar covered in deep red hearts, because the commitment to the bit is, ironically, the most romantic thing about them.
For everyone whose idea of a love letter is a perfectly timed eye-roll. For everyone whose partner knows that "whatever" means "I love you" and "fine" means "I am not fine but I appreciate that you asked." For everyone who shows up, every time, and expresses it exclusively through wit.
It's how they show they care. Obviously.
The most honest Valentine's Day shirt ever made. Also the most giftable. Also the most worn-on-a-Tuesday.
Size Guide:-
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In Inches |
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M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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Chest |
38 |
40 |
42 |
44 |
46 |
48 |
50 |
52 |
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Length |
26 |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
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Sleeve |
7 |
7.5 |
8 |
8.5 |
9 |
9.5 |
10 |
10 |
The final size may vary by +/- 0.5 inches