The Systema Nervosum Tee

You are, at your core, approximately 86 billion neurons making decisions they'll blame on someone else. This shirt celebrates that.

A full back-print Victorian anatomical plate of the human nervous system, rendered in the painstaking style of a 1920s medical engraving. The brain sits at the crown — every fold and sulcus inked with the quiet obsession of a man who has been in his study for too long. Below it, the spinal cord descends the length of the back in a long elegant column, nerve roots branching outward at every vertebra like the finest, most unsettling fern you have ever seen. Flanking it: a cross-section of the eye with numbered reference markers, the inner ear's cochlear spiral in meticulous detail, and a pair of hands with every nerve pathway mapped across the palm.

Faint graphite grid lines ghost across the aged parchment ground. Latin captions in italic type. Muted watercolour washes of dusty rose and pale ochre beneath the ink. Bottom of the plate reads: Plate IX — Systema Nervosum. Drawn from specimen.

For the medically curious, the morbidly aesthetic, and anyone who has ever wanted to wear their nervous system on the outside.

Size Guide:-

The final size may vary by +/- 0.5 inches