Missing Keys Tee
Somewhere in your lineage, someone crossed deserts on horseback, built empires with bare hands, and stared down armies without flinching. That blood runs in your veins.
And yet. This morning. The keys.
"My ancestors were warriors. I can't find my keys." — the most honest thing ever printed on a tshirt. The gap between who we came from and who we are on a Tuesday morning, laid bare in two sentences. No shame. Just devastating accuracy.
There is something deeply human about carrying greatness in your DNA while losing your phone in the couch cushions. This shirt understands you. This shirt is you.
The kind of shirt that gets screenshotted, tagged, and sent to twelve group chats before you've even had your chai.
Size Guide:-
|
In Inches |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
Chest |
38 |
40 |
42 |
44 |
46 |
48 |
50 |
52 |
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Length |
26 |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
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Sleeve |
7 |
7.5 |
8 |
8.5 |
9 |
9.5 |
10 |
10 |
The final size may vary by +/- 0.5 inches